lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree









  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*








dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone





cannibalkween:

The beach was so nice today









dukh:

the scariest thing about thinking about someone so much is that you’ll never know whether they think about you at all





growingrosesinthedisarray:

sl0th—grunge:

enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

oh

my

god

theme